That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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