I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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