trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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