i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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