Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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