Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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