I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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