but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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