Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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