Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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