She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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