lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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