she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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