Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I have so many feelings about this burrito
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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