As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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