is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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