I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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