she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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