I want to stick my p in your. b.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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