I think I won the penis lottery.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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