Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Can I color on your dick again?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
