all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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