sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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