You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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