Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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