Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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