All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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