Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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