my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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