That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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