I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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