Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he shaved USA in his pubs
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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