Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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