I like my sex mixed with concussions.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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