dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
she smelled like a LAN party
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I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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