almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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