Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
This girl is more easily done than said...
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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