Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
