Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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