"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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