i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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