Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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