We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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