the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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