I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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