best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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