That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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