I think I died a long time ago.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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