Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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