So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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