OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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