Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
worst night to have a conscience
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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