I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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