U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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