My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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